For Whom Should I Vote?

It seems a national election is on the horizon for us Canadians. As usual, I’m at a loss for whom to cast my vote. The Liberals are making promises they can’t keep to buy my vote; the NDP wants to increase my taxes so they can spend more on a plethora of government services I’ll never use; and the Conservatives are wasting my time and tax dollars by calling an election, simply because it looks like they might have a chance of winning.

The more attention I pay to Canadian nation politics, the more inclined I am toward voting for Zaphod. Thanks, David.